I forgave everybody, I gave up, I got drunk.
Jack Kerouac, On the Road (via dwsc)

How to give a blowjob

hattmanstumbler:

Step 1:

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

pokemean:

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

7,810,521,682 and me

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shopghost:

Strawberry Milk [via The Lab Magazine]

shopghost:

Strawberry Milk [via The Lab Magazine]

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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